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WELCOME
TO THE
LOUNGE.

Converting Mom Rage into Aesthetic Explosions.

by David Hassleoff

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This is a work of satire and parody. David Hassleoff is a fictional persona created for social commentary and stress relief. This site, its content, and its host are not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by David Hasselhoff, the Knight Foundation, or any real-world knights. All “explosions” are purely aesthetic.

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